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Pegasus vs Dragon

from Banditos. by Corporate Juice Pimps

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guitars (fuzzy sounding thing): CJP
bass: CJP
drums: archibald (drum machine)
lyrics / vocals: all CJP
trumpets: sampleswap
*CJP (Corporate Juice Pimps) = um...me

lyrics

a pegasus is a mighty steed, hung like a horse
but like he's got wings,
he was the king of the flying beasts
until that dragon came.
the dragon he was like a dc-7
spitting out flames that even set heaven
on fire burning mess people running midgets stress

the forest gnomes they looked up to him they said
pegasus you must always defend us!

this is part II the battle ensues
tween pegasus + the dragon which one will lose?
if you're not sure you could go ask a gnome
i've got my $ on the pony call my bookie snookie he say,
lookie lookie never put you $ on a pony when he bout' to fight a dragon who got fire spewing mouth!
ok i get it snookie don't stress
maybe this time we can put that to the test

the dragon flew out, out of his cave
led by his flames, someone's got to save
the people from this mess, how bout' pegases?
oh look he flew away. i told you don't bet on pony!
you would fly too if by a dragon you were faced
don't forget your taser, whistle, mace
what you gonna do with mace against a fire breathing dragon? maybe you make him cry?

what's that - what's that - that i hear?
the princess she is crying she is yelling out in fear
"save her pegasus he has stole the princess fair
snatched her in his mouth and took her to his lair!"
i guess i got to get her, "are you gonna let her die?"
no i won't cause i'd do her if i was a guy
so he turned his butt around to the dragon he did meet
light em' up, chomping bit, kicked em' in the teeth

the dragon:
i burned the forest to the ground now it is deceased
burning flames smote asunder everything i see
now i have your princess she belongs to me

the pegasus:
catch me demon if you can i'm not afraid of thee!
so the flew up in the sky past the atmosphere
and into space towards the stars his plan becoming clear
"in space there's no oxygen the dragon cannot burn
so in this place a deadly lesson the dragon he will learn."

the pega-sus bit off the dragon's horny tail
and slapped him with it in the face and used it to impale
the dragons heart - which then began to bleed
before the dragon he did die he then began to plead
I love you pega-sus i really do, but not in that way
i love you just like dude to dude.
the pretty pony then began to cry
kissed the dragon on his horns and left him there to die.

the end

credits

from Banditos., track released March 13, 2011
my peeps + a homage to my homies.

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Corporate Juice Pimps Denver, Colorado

I work as a Special Needs Teacher and live in Denver, CO.
I record all my music on my macbook.
Instruments:
Gibson SG
Home-made electric
Fender Acoustic
Marshall DSL-401
Roland VA-5 keyboard
microKorg synth
Samson G-Track USB microphone.
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