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by Corporate Juice Pimps

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Love You To Pieces I had a thought that I never could capture holding you and holding back I held too tight and it broke and it shattered and I was watching while you cracked. That night in my room when we made funny faces and then we laughed so hard it hurt now I'm a ghost floating and shapeless trying to come back down to Earth. God only knows what I did without you. I'll find out eventually. I've made mistakes and I've blown second chances there's some things I can't reverse and I don't want more minute romances I want to love you till you burst. So ready or not I'm gonna love you to pieces the only way that I know how I've got a hunch that you just want to leave me I'm gonna love you anyhow.
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the time machine keeps clickin' & click clicking the spring uncoils time slows is it wearing you out? hands keep spin spinning round and round are you dizzy now just when i think i'm free time is coming for me. i can't wear skinny-jeans cause they don't fit me but i really wish i could time is coming, it's coming - i get it time is coming to get you - i get it if you want it come and get it
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Pegasus vs Dragon (free) 03:43
a pegasus is a mighty steed, hung like a horse but like he's got wings, he was the king of the flying beasts until that dragon came. the dragon he was like a dc-7 spitting out flames that even set heaven on fire burning mess people running midgets stress the forest gnomes they looked up to him they said pegasus you must always defend us! this is part II the battle ensues tween pegasus + the dragon which one will lose? if you're not sure you could go ask a gnome i've got my $ on the pony call my bookie snookie he say, lookie lookie never put you $ on a pony when he bout' to fight a dragon who got fire spewing mouth! ok i get it snookie don't stress maybe this time we can put that to the test the dragon flew out, out of his cave led by his flames, someone's got to save the people from this mess, how bout' pegases? oh look he flew away. i told you don't bet on pony! you would fly too if by a dragon you were faced don't forget your taser, whistle, mace what you gonna do with mace against a fire breathing dragon? maybe you make him cry? what's that - what's that - that i hear? the princess she is crying she is yelling out in fear "save her pegasus he has stole the princess fair snatched her in his mouth and took her to his lair!" i guess i got to get her, "are you gonna let her die?" no i won't cause i'd do her if i was a guy so he turned his butt around to the dragon he did meet light em' up, chomping bit, kicked em' in the teeth the dragon: i burned the forest to the ground now it is deceased burning flames smote asunder everything i see now i have your princess she belongs to me the pegasus: catch me demon if you can i'm not afraid of thee! so the flew up in the sky past the atmosphere and into space towards the stars his plan becoming clear "in space there's no oxygen the dragon cannot burn so in this place a deadly lesson the dragon he will learn." the pega-sus bit off the dragon's horny tail and slapped him with it in the face and used it to impale the dragons heart - which then began to bleed before the dragon he did die he then began to plead I love you pega-sus i really do, but not in that way i love you just like dude to dude. the pretty pony then began to cry kissed the dragon on his horns and left him there to die. the end
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Hoarders of Nothing (free) 03:36
We get tired -- of keeping up We get tired of losing ground Yeah, where are Jones’ can they be found? There’s got to be more to life than this. Selling out my soul for material bliss. Ladies and Gents are you feeling free? Or are you feeling more like a tragedy? Stuck in your life, did you choose this or could there be more to what we thought exists? Look at your mom, look at your dad how they living now are they free or in debt? Buy a new car, buy a TV, buy a new house buying everything Build it all up just to knock it down and do it all again, can you see it now? Or are we too afraid, too afraid to see that our lives are being ruled by material things? Buy another dress, buy another hat 20 pairs of shoes, we don’t care we gotta have Everything, everything All we know is we want Everything We’re so hungry for the things we crave That we don’t even ask where and how they’re made Maybe by a kid? Maybe by a slave?(this is true) We don’t seem to care what a price they pay Cutting down trees, burn it to the ground destroying families, we deny we see it now aren’t you tired? so tired, so tired of keeping up
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hold on to my hand never let go, never let go we were just two kids acting tough then we grew up well me not so much all the other guys that you've seen were nothing compared to me because my love is strong and my heart is weak after all when we first met we spoke so deep you sang a sonnet i hummed sweet relief do you recall the night we took the air out in the Bushwick it was colder than hell so maybe there it should have stopped cause i'm left here feeling like a cop because my love is strong and my heart is weak after all to the other side of the states return i met a young girl i couldn't manage her because i think of you in every girl i meet there's no relief it sounds to me just as sweet so maybe i'm the fool for feeling used but by the way we kissed that night i thought you knew because my love is strong and my heart is weak after all
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my girl takes the long way home meets me in a field of stone she says I don't know how I'm supposed to feel my body's cold, my guts are twisted steel. And I feel like I'm some kind of frankenstein, waiting for a shock to bring me back to life, but I don't want to spend my time waiting for lightning to strike. Ohhh... Deep beneath those searchng eyes I see myself and so I have try She says, “My heart’s too broke to give to you.” I wish she knew there’s nothing I can do. a sleeping heart oh it’s been set on fire waiting for her kiss to bring it back to life, But I don’t want to spend my time Waiting for lightning to strike. Ooh, there’s only you....
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Human Cubicle (free) 03:20
This rhyme is about a dream ok, i’ll admit it i created the thing eyes shut, mind open, now we’re fast asleep i come up in your crib ain’t no need to creep sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip, that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship um...slip wait a minute think i better win it saw a stretch hummer and i’m gonna get in it it’s gilligan and castaways ginger’s so hot i could master HEY! next to me is mary ann in front is the skipper and professor the man low ridin’ we hit the strip in bellagio fountains were take a dip the P.O. they roll up say we better hold up look i got a donut everybody go nut HEY! um, ok like i flip the screen running nude in a forest what the HEY!? i scream it’s a wookie coming now for nookie looking at me like i’m covered in cookie han solo with a laser beam steppin’ to my face like on tatooine the princess leia tells me i’m a playa punch me in the face she a man slaya’ luke yeah he shows up he a jedi with a bowl cut mighty hutt killa’ use the force yoda wills ya’ (previous line not technically correct. Leia kills hutt) um...to do almost anything cept’ do a droid that would just be mean darth vader and the emperor united yeah they say i wasn’t meant for her ooh, that leia looking fine in jabba’s laya wish that i could OH! maybe another daya and if you’re being vain she won’t hesitate to flay ya’ cause she’s handy with a chain & she never will obey ya’ chorus: night rider let’s kit for a joy ride leaving chips in the dust on the 505 macgyver making love with toothpick and a glove i remember i remember the days when i was just a kid and everything was ok jessica rabbit tell me did you love me discover like duchovny that scully you’re so lovely whether we were ever meant to be like bonnie and clide or thelma and louise get back it’s the thunder cats a care bear gets a hiccup peewee’s on crack gargamel if you could just chill for a bit call me big papa smurf is a socialist april o’neil what’s the haps who you be with i ain’t a ninja turtle but it’s you i want breed wit’ donatello you can stick it you’re WHAT? bow leonardo he a pimp HEY! michelangel now i’m waking up yeah i think i can see it it’s a fictionary plain i leave behind but i don’t deem it to be much more than childhood things of the heroes in my mind and i remember the scenes like riding on my BM -- X i retrieve them memories of a time when we used to believe in puffy paint shirts and jackets made of denim funky hammer pants side ponies they were screamin' i remember i remember a time when we were just kids nothing more to define us than what we imagined we could be before we occupied these cubicles -- we were truly free.
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do you lie beneath the snow where all good children go hide away dear woodenheart from the cold ana ana analiese please before you go release the spring to come and play unearth the wooden heart unearth the wooden heart fair child i held it in my hand wrapped in chord and twine to the fairest of the trees return the heart years have come and gone and passed but the heart refused to beat until his love analiese came home please sweet analiese come come when melt returns the sprint then then the heart can finally beat for the tree with the woodenheart do you lie beneath the snow where all good children go hide away dear woodenheart from the cold ana analiese please before you go release the spring to come and play unearth the wooden heart

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This is my first album. Enjoy.

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released June 17, 2012

Shout out to my Mom & my Pops, my Brolios and Mr. Spock.

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Corporate Juice Pimps Denver, Colorado

I work as a Special Needs Teacher and live in Denver, CO.
I record all my music on my macbook.
Instruments:
Gibson SG
Home-made electric
Fender Acoustic
Marshall DSL-401
Roland VA-5 keyboard
microKorg synth
Samson G-Track USB microphone.
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